I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.
I tried it, but it strained my eyes.
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.
I tried it, but it strained my eyes.
Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.
At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
I just found out that cockfighting is done with chickens. That’s two years of training I’ll never get back.
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.
She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.