Joke Type: bait and switch

Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Removing It From the Church

    What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor?

    Removing it from the church.

  • Firing My Slingshot at Target

    The mall security dude arrested me for firing my slingshot at Target. Come on, they were asking for it!

  • Rejecting Your Rejection: A Polite Reversal

    Letter to Send to People Who Won’t Hire You

    [Date Today]

    Dear [Interviewer’s Name]:

    Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite Acme Inc.’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

    Sincerely,

    [Your Name]

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  • Free Budweiser, Next Right

    Someone should put up a sign next to a NASCAR track reading “FREE BUDWEISER, NEXT RIGHT.”

  • Glitch in the Matrix

    The stunning advances in technology witnessed over the last few years make me believe that anything is possible, however unfathomable. Nonetheless, I wasn’t able to convince my girlfriend that her seeing me in bed with another woman was simply a glitch in the Matrix.

  • You’re Next

    Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.”

    So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  • Shout Out to Librarians

    I’d like to give a shout out to all of the librarians…

    …oh… oh, yeah… I’m sorry.

  • Hit the Roof

    I told my wife that I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.

    She hit the roof!

  • Poop With the Door Open

    I told my wife that we’ve been together long enough now, we can poop with the door open…

    …She told me I shouldn’t be pooping in the car in the first place!