Bait And Switch Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

When Jokes Turn Serious: The Singing Saga

I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer.”
Then I saw her face.

My grief councillor died last week.

Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.

My father ran the marathon but my mother ran the 100 meter dash so I grew up with mixed race parents.

What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?

A GED Test

What’s long, hard to get your tongue around, and given to a Polish woman by her husband on her wedding night?
His last name.

My wife complained that I don’t treat her like I did when we were dating.
So I took her to dinner and dropper her off at her parent’s house.

I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money.

Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver

What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats.