I’m NOT a nerd. It was merely a mental slip when my girlfriend said the word “dildo” and I thought she was talking about that dude in “The Hobbit.”
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My buddy thought I was nuts when we spotted an extremely large
My buddy thought I was nuts when we spotted an extremely large woman and I said, “Man! I’d like to get all up in dat!” What he doesn’t understand is that my comment was actually about my return-to-the-womb issues.
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I didn’t mind giving my BF a shot at Reverse Cowgirl, I just
I didn’t mind giving my BF a shot at Reverse Cowgirl, I just wish he hadn’t felt the need to brand my ass during the act.
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When I was in high school, I was abducted by an alien and anally
When I was in high school, I was abducted by an alien and anally probed. I don’t remember what the alien looked like, though, because it disguised itself as my wrestling coach and forced me to drink a mind-control drug from a tequila bottle.
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I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair
I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair turns into a Slip-‘n’-Slide after reading a good HumorLabs issue.
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Although I’d totally misunderstood the term “glory hole,” after
Although I’d totally misunderstood the term “glory hole,” after I dropped to my knees and prayed with all my might, my exact wish showed up in the little hole! Truly, the lord is great!
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Scientists now say that a woman can go blind from playing with
Scientists now say that a woman can go blind from playing with her clit too much, but efsjusbh h djxusuhs,
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“HOLY MACKEREL!” I exclaimed as I finally came. I never imagined
“HOLY MACKEREL!” I exclaimed as I finally came. I never imagined how great the sensation would be when fucking a pierced fish corpse.
