I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money.
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Love or Money? The Ex-Wife Dilemma
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Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes
Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver -
Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Big Potatoes and Dirty Secrets!
Two Irish women were out in the field digging up potatoes.
One of them pulls out a huge one and says, “Ah, it’s just like my husband’s penis.”
The other gasps, “Oh? that big?”
The first shakes her head and says, “No. That dirty.” -
Nuns vs. Vampire: A Roadside Showdown!
Two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
The first nun yelled to the second “Sister, show him your cross!”
So the second nun leaned out the window and screamed “Hey! Get the fuck off our car!” -
Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!
Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
The other replied “it’s the cobblestones.” -
Signs I Missed: My Wife’s Silent Shift
My wife left me for a deaf guy.
I should have seen the signs. -
Waldo: Worth It or Just a Rip-Off?
I think I got ripped off.
I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book.
