MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX
I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX
I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME

Done
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About Samantha
I like it rough.

Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white

ME: I SHOULD PROBABLY PULL OUT
OTHER ME: DUDE, THEY’VE ALREADY DONE THE AUTOPSY

Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.

LIVE BREAKING NEWS
MAN DISARMS 49 BOMBS
MAN IN CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND HAS DISARMED 49 BOMBS IN A MATTER OF M…

Feeling cute…
Might let some Roman guys nail me later, idk.

Stephen Hawking’s face next to an image that looks just like it – a visual lookalike meme.