FUCK OFF JESUS
GET YOUR OWN HEROIN
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.

She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.

It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.

YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org

Great financial news for me this morning. No longer have to send a month to that African kid

MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX
I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME

Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.

Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white