Joke Type: double entendre

Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • One Leg

    What has one leg and licks balls?

    My amputee girlfriend.

  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

    A flappuccino.

  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

    A flappuccino.

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  • No Weatherman

    No Weatherman

    BABY I’M NO WEATHERMAN

    BUT YOU CAN EXPECT A FEW INCHES TONIGHT.

  • The Missionary Position

    The Missionary Position

    THE MISSIONARY POSITION

    MOTHER TERESA IN THEORY AND PRACTICE

    CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

    FOREWORD BY THOMAS MALLON

  • Throwback to My First Race

    Throwback to My First Race

    THROWBACK TO MY FIRST RACE

    I WON !!

  • Just a shot in the dark

    I was trying to get romantic with the new nurse at my doctor’s office, so I asked her to dim the lights before she gave me the tetanus booster.
    I guess it was just a shot in the dark.

  • Stars in my eyes

    The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.

  • Pepper

    A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one. Woman #1 asks her if she’s okay. Woman #2 says, “I have this condition — every time I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”

    Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it…

    Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word, “PEPPER!”

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  • My Favorite Sexual Position Is the JFK

    My Favorite Sexual Position Is the JFK

    madworld

    My favorite sexual position is the JFK.

    I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.