Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Dick In Box

    Dick In Box

    Why women hate checking their private messages…

    Who put a dick in this box?

  • Remote Part Desert

    Remote Part Desert

    MEANWHILE

    IN A REMOTE PART OF THE DESERT

  • Service Dog Drug Dog

    Service Dog Drug Dog

    Switching jobs from service dog to drug sniffing dog is the best decision I ever made. Oh yeah, woof, or something.

  • Cowboy Architects Towns

    Cowboy Architects Towns

    I BELIEVE A LOT OF CONFLICT IN THE WILD WEST COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED

    IF COWBOY ARCHITECTS HAD JUST MADE THEIR TOWNS BIG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

  • Shower Stomach Hurtin

    Shower Stomach Hurtin

    when u was alrdy in the shower but yo stomach hurtin

  • Women Live Longer No Wife

    Women Live Longer No Wife

    Women live longer than Men because they don’t have a wife

  • Potato Peeler Thing

    Potato Peeler Thing

    Have you seen that potato peeler thing?

    She left you two days ago.

  • Dog Sniffing Girl

    Dog Sniffing Girl

    when you run into the dog thats been sniffing up yo girl ass

  • Queen Another One

    Queen Another One

    Someone: bites the dust

    Queen: There is another

  • Hotel Jizz

    Hotel Jizz

    I love how hotels will charge you $250 for smokin in your room but you can literally jizz on anything you want and there’s no charge…