Her: He’s probably thinking about fat bottomed girls
Him:
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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5ft Apart Never Caught
Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020
AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER
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Four Inches Is A Lot
Crush: I just cut off four inches of my hair
Me: so
Crush: four inches is a lot
Me:
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Constipated Memory
Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet
me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:
I have no memory of this place.
