Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
We’re going to let you decide the presidency
Florida:
If you don’t get this we can’t be friends
When you let out a huge-ass fart and your stomach ache disappears
THERE ARE 3.8 BILLION WOMEN ON EARTH
YOU THINK IT WOULD BE CLEAN BY NOW
When someone tells you how drunk you were last night
That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.
The first cell that underwent mitosis must have been like
When you don’t let the pizza rolls cool off
Stop it. I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher
Yeah…Me Too!
I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch
WHEN GAS PRICES GET SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO BE FURIOUS