Say what you will about Donald Trump, but injecting bleach and shining sunlight up our butts is the most detailed Republican replacement for Obamacare I’ve heard so far.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Kissed In Sleep Prison
being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love
Unless you are home alone
Or in prison.
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Sperm Bank Towel
The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……
…and you have a towel worth $1800 at home
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Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket
*lays in bed for some 20 odd years*
*Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*
Grandpa Joe:
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Britain Colonised The Universe
When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe
*Laughs in British*
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One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds
Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt
3 hours later:
Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!
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Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes
When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes
