Wait, I’m confused — do I bang a gong first, then get it on, or vice-versa?
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Using the men’s room stall immediately after another guy left me torn between being the
Using the men’s room stall immediately after another guy left me torn between being the pleasure of having a warm seat versus being the disgust at using another dude’s ass-heat.
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Then again, is there any use NOT beating a dead horse??
Then again, is there any use NOT beating a dead horse??
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Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.
Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.
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My wife seemed excited about the trove of sex toys I gave her for Christmas.
My wife seemed excited about the trove of sex toys I gave her for Christmas. She’ll be even more ecstatic when she learns I got them used for a pittance on eBay!
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My wife fell asleep in my arms last night.
My wife fell asleep in my arms last night. She woke up this morning with an impression of the bazooka on her butt.
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I hate winter.
I hate winter. By the time spring arrives, my nipples have worn holes through all my favorite shirts.
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It’s a wonder we haven’t yet heard about Kevin Bacon being involved in some sordid love
It’s a wonder we haven’t yet heard about Kevin Bacon being involved in some sordid love hexagon.
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I’ve always been sort of cynical but it’s been getting worse.
I’ve always been sort of cynical but it’s been getting worse. Now whenever I see that a whole bunch of people died somewhere, my first thought is always, “plenty more where that came from.”
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Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
