Your Tuesday so fat, Monday and Wednesday gotta scoot over a couple hours.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Taliban at 3 o’clock?
Taliban at 3 o’clock? So why all the shouting — it’s only 10:30!
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I’m pretty sure hotel room service maids fold the toilet paper into a pointed wedge to
I’m pretty sure hotel room service maids fold the toilet paper into a pointed wedge to make it easier for me to reach my buttcrack.
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I couldn’t find any lip balm, so I used hand cream instead.
I couldn’t find any lip balm, so I used hand cream instead. My lips feel better, but now when I talk it sounds like a round of applause.
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You know you have been married a while when Date Night involves getting a sitter for the
You know you have been married a while when Date Night involves getting a sitter for the kids so you can shop at Restoration Hardware until it closes.
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Now, how to *dissolve* a problem like Maria — that’s just basic chemistry.
Now, how to *dissolve* a problem like Maria — that’s just basic chemistry.
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Being the only dude in a house full of gals means I am forced to record “This Old House”
Being the only dude in a house full of gals means I am forced to record “This Old House” and watch it alone, late at night after everyone else has gone to bed. Much like porn.
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I once saw a beaver on the side of the road and was disappointed because he was just
I once saw a beaver on the side of the road and was disappointed because he was just sitting there, seemingly doing nothing. Then I realized he was probably just watching for the cops while the other beavers were busy stripping a stolen Camaro for parts.
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No world wars.
No world wars. No depressions. The worst thing my generation has suffered is coming of age when Detroit was making really shitty cars.
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I think the strongest argument in favor of intelligent design is that every time you
I think the strongest argument in favor of intelligent design is that every time you poop, it comes out looking like poop, never something random like a flower or a hedgehog.
