Can nuns get tattoos? My platonic friend, Sister Margery, wanted me to help her get a tramp stamp, but I didn’t want us to go to Hell.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Some people like scrapbooking.
Some people like scrapbooking. Some people like antiquing. Gerunds seem to be infiltrating and turning our nouns to the dark side.
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If I could change jobs to something I’m bad at, I’d be a barber.
If I could change jobs to something I’m bad at, I’d be a barber. The pay’s no good, but I’d giggle myself to sleep every night.
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Dogs as a species would have died out long ago if the leg-humping dogs were their only
Dogs as a species would have died out long ago if the leg-humping dogs were their only hope of reproduction, cause those suckers seem to be way off the mark every time.
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I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush-bottomed bubble dudes
I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush-bottomed bubble dudes spraying out of the bathroom cleaner can. Guess I need huff it a little deeper next time.
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If Hansel and Gretel had left a trail of farts instead of breadcrumbs, it would have
If Hansel and Gretel had left a trail of farts instead of breadcrumbs, it would have been just as effective and might have put the witch off eating them.
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Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.”
Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.” White people: “WOOHOOO!” Travis Ruetenik
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The best part about soccer starting to gain attention in the US, is that it makes it
The best part about soccer starting to gain attention in the US, is that it makes it less of a gamble to Google “Women juggling balls” at work.
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I’ll bet that when a cannibal is done eating he asks his friends, “Do I have anyone in
I’ll bet that when a cannibal is done eating he asks his friends, “Do I have anyone in my teeth?”
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I wish I could have predicted this boom in the smartphone market before I went and
I wish I could have predicted this boom in the smartphone market before I went and earned my degree in phone tree engineering.
