EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS
Political jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
He said he couldn’t complain.
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today.
Don’t worry, it was a draft—he was able to dodge it.
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.