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Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Ready to Hit Up the Club – Da Booty
Order Of: STRAPPER
One DOLLAR 00/100
10/24/12
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For: DA BOOTY
Ready to hit up the club.
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During Labor the Pain Is So Great That a Woman Can Almost Realize What It’s Like to Lose a Big Fish
During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.
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When You Just Got Done Clapping Some Single Mom Cheeks
When you just got done clapping some single mom cheeks and need to hydrate for the next round
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So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?
So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
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Me on Naked and Afraid Waiting for a Box of Krispy Kremes
Me on naked and afraid waiting for a box of Krispy Kremes to wash up
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Relationship Status: Very Relieved Socks Can’t Get Pregnant
RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT
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I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand
Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”
Her dad: why?
Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”
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Absolutely Nobody – The Sock in the Corner of My Room
Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room
