I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Stimulus Checks Are Being Spent on Dildos, Tigers, Guns and Stripper Poles
NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.
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I Found the TV Remote
OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…
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You Know You’re Getting Old When You Walk By 4 Priests and Don’t Even Get a Wink
You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink
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When You Find Out Pornhub Now Offers a 30-Day Free Trial
When you find out Pornhub now offers a 30-day free trial
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Step Up Your Jerk Off Game With the Ribbed Stranger
STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH
THE RIBBED STRANGER
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Dear Lord, If You Could Just Look Away for 2 Minutes
Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
