Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”
Her dad: why?
Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Absolutely Nobody – The Sock in the Corner of My Room
Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room
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My Wife Paid Off Our House and Vehicles With Her OnlyFans Account
MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
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If Your Weekend Didn’t End Like This
If your weekend didn’t end like this don’t waste your breath tellin me about it.
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When You’re Trying to Wash the Stink Off Your Sex Toy
When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.
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When the Grandkids Are Playing Fortnite But You’re Upstairs Playing Tomb Raider
When the grand kids are playing fortnite but you’re upstairs playing tomb raider
