Killing Black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Who You Lasting Longer With – Mike Tyson or Mia Khalifa?
Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.
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Cucumbers Are Really Good for Memory
Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common
WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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Today on the Bus I Told a Lady She Had Semen on the Back of Her Shirt
TODAY ON THE BUS I TOLD A LADY SHE HAD SEMEN ON THE BACK OF HER SHIRT.
SHE SAID IT WAS PROBABLY YOGURT.
I’M PRETTY SURE I DON’T EJACULATE YOGURT.
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Dolphins Are the Only Animals Other Than Humans That Enjoy Sex
DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.
I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
