Joke Type: shock value

Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Greta Watching You Sit on a Plastic Dildo Instead of a Cucumber

    Greta Watching You Sit on a Plastic Dildo Instead of a Cucumber

    Greta watching you sit on a plastic dildo instead of a cucumber

  • Hi I’m Howard Cosell and You’re Not Going to Believe the Shit I’m About to Tell You

    Hi I’m Howard Cosell and You’re Not Going to Believe the Shit I’m About to Tell You

    Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!

  • And Now My Little Boy, I Gonna Insert My Second Finger

    And Now My Little Boy, I Gonna Insert My Second Finger

    AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,

    I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER

  • When the Grandkids Are Playing Fortnite But You’re Upstairs Playing Tomb Raider

    When the Grandkids Are Playing Fortnite But You’re Upstairs Playing Tomb Raider

    When the grand kids are playing fortnite but you’re upstairs playing tomb raider

  • First Ever Porno Featuring Two Sets of Siamese Twins

    First Ever Porno Featuring Two Sets of Siamese Twins

    Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.

    *MASTURBATES IN DISGUST*

  • If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    [Today’s question by Herman Merlin, 125 Broad St. New York 4, N. Y.]

    MIGUEL MATOS, Brooklyn, counterman: “Why not? If they don’t know how to behave by the time they’re adults, they should be treated like children and spanked. That ought to make them grow up in a hurry. If it doesn’t at first, they’ll soon get the idea.”

    FRANK DESIDERIO, Brooklyn, barber: “Yes, when they deserve it. As a barber, I’ve got a lot of faith in the hairbrush. I think there are certain cases when it is advisable. When it is, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t go right ahead and do it. I can’t knock the idea. In my business, a man sets a lot of store by the results he can get with a hairbrush properly applied.”

    TEDDY GALLEI, Brooklyn, parking lot attendant: “You bet. It teaches them who’s boss. A lot of women tend to forget this is a man’s world and a lot of men who stepped down as boss of a family wish they hadn’t. Spanking might help get back some of the respect they lost.”

    WILLIAM DAVIS, Brooklyn, toy factory owner: “Yes. Most of them have it coming to them anyway. If they don’t, it will remind them how well off they are. I subscribe to the theory that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

  • Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook

    Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook

    Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.