Feeling cute…
Might let some Roman guys nail me later, idk.
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Stephen Hawking Lookalike
Stephen Hawking’s face next to an image that looks just like it – a visual lookalike meme.
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Last Year Tyrone Got a New Job, Started Building His Credit, and Spending More Time With His Kids
LAST YEAR TYRONE GOT A NEW JOB, STARTED BUILDING HIS CREDIT, AND SPENDING MORE TIME WITH HIS KIDS
THEN SOMETHING AMAZING STARTED TO HAPPEN!
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Poor Nabib Has to Travel 6 Miles Every Day for Fresh Water – For a Month We Can Send You the DVD
Poor Nabib has to travel 6 miles every day for fresh water on a bike with no wheels or seat.
For just a month we can send you the DVD. It’s fucking hilarious.
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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Why Am I Black and You’re White? Lucky You Don’t Bark
A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”
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You Win This Time Penis
YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..
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Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
