No thanks, I’ll just have water
Gatorade FIERCE GRAPE .50 20 oz Plastic
Gat rade .50 FRUIT PUNCH
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Illegal to Own a Christian
PATHEOS.COM
Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians
Robert Noble: This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.
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CILT Simulation
I know. That’s how I read it at first.
CILT SIMULATION FORUM EVENT THIS WAY
Sheffield Hallam University
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Titanic Passenger Hitting Propeller
No 0001 TITANIC
Suspicious Duck
PASSENGER HITTING PROPELLER
Contents: One (1) poor soul
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Ketchup with old friends again
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.
It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
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The Times are rough
I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
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Ancient grease
An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
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It means a lot to you
To all my Spanish-speaking friends out there, I just want to say “mucho”…
…because I know it means a lot to you.
