Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
Little Johnny is out riding his bike with his dad through the fields when he sees a bull on top of a cow.
Johnny: “Dad, what’s that bull doing?”
Dad: “Well, the sun’s about to set, Johnny, so the bull is just pushing the cow back into the barn.”
Johnny: “Wow! It’s a good thing Mama held on to the kitchen table yesterday—otherwise the postman would’ve pushed her all the way back to the post office!”
What’s the difference between an alligator, and a crocodile?
One you will see later; the other after a while.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
Half of the people you know are below average.
I’ve had a lot of average students.
But none of them have been as mean as the ones I have this year.
I’ve decided that cremation is the only way I’m going to get a smoking hot body.
Blood donation centers ask way too many questions:
“Where’d you get it?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?”
Donate a kidney and you’re a hero.
Donate three and it’s nothing but questions.
I tried to donate a kidney but they kept asking where I got it from…
