What did Alice Cooper say when he quit his job at Taco Bell?
No more Mr rice guy…
No more Mr beans and cheeheeheese
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Goodbye Taco Bell: Mr. Rice No More!
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Two Mormons: Double the Fun, Less the Beer!
Why would you invite two Mormons to go fishing?
Because if you only invite one, they’ll drink all your beer.
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Johnny Cash and Elvis Tattoos
Girl walks into a tattoo shop and asks for Elvis on one thigh and Johnny Cash on the other…
Tattoo artist says alright let’s get to work, but I’m gonna need you to take off your pants so they don’t get ink on them. After a few hours he finishes both tattoos. she looks in the mirror and freaks out. “These don’t look like Elvis or Johnny at all” she says, crying.Sure they do, says the artist. Here I’ll prove it. The artist goes outside and grabs a man standing on the corner and brings him into the shop and asks who are the people in these tattoos? The man looks intently and after a couple mins says, “I don’t know who that is on the left and I don’t know who that is on the right, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!”
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Bananas: Prostate Power with a Side of Reminder!
My doctor told me bananas were good for the prostate.
I wish he had also told me I needed to eat them.
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Wolves: Higher Jumpers Than Houses!
Did you know that wolves can jump higher than an average 1 story house?
Absolutely true, but mostly because houses can’t jump very high.
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No Canaries in Canary or Virgin Islands
There are no canaries on Canary Island. The same thing is true about the Virgin Islands.
There are no canaries there, either.
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Shopping List Showdown: Lingo and Laughter!
You say “toh-MAY-toh,” I say “toh-MAH-toh.”
You say “soothing lotion for breastfeeding mothers,” I say “boob lube.”This is why you shouldn’t let me write the shopping list.
