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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Dangers of Eating Azz

    Dangers of Eating Azz

    How’s your head

    I haven’t had any complaints

    THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp

  • BOOB1ES

    BOOB1ES

    ME IN 8TH GRADE

    BOOB1ES

  • Your Mom Chocolate Bars

    Your Mom Chocolate Bars

    Your mom after I buy $4 worth of chocolate bars for your little league fundraiser

  • Ghost From 2007

    Ghost From 2007

    How comes when a house is ‘haunted’ it’s always a ghost from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming “ITS BRITNEY BITCH” at 3am

  • No Place to Park

    I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…

    …but I had to quit. There was no place to park.

  • Open Box Before Eating Pizza

    Open Box Before Eating Pizza

    Americans: We have the most advanced country in the world.

    Also Americans:

    [Open box before eating pizza.]

  • Pretty Good Footage

    My cellphone accidentally took a 10-minute video of my shoes yesterday…

    It was some pretty good footage.

  • Pick It Up Along the Way

    Do you have to have any special training to be a garbage man, or do you just pick it up along the way?

  • Working Tirelessly

    Working Tirelessly

    WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.

    Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • Goldilocks Was Lazy

    If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember…

    Goldilocks decided to take a nap in the middle of a burglary…