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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • $chool and kNOwledge

    Sam went away to school. A month later, he mailed a letter to his mother:

    Dear Mom,

    $chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I’m acing $pani$h and Economic$, and I $pend hour$ in the $ocial $cience$ department. $ociology i$ intere$ting!

    Ju$t off I can’t think of anything I wi$h for, but it would be $uper nice if you could ju$t $end me a card, a$ you know I would alway$ love to hear from you.

    Love and ki$$e$,
    your $on, $am

    His mother wrote back:

    Dear Sammy,

    I kNOw ecoNOmics, astroNOmy, and oceaNOgraphy are more than eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Love, your mom

  • Slip Into Something Comfortable

    Slip Into Something Comfortable

    allow me to slip into something more comfortable ~

    *gets in my car and leaves*

  • Not Jake From State Farm

    Not Jake From State Farm

    When you were talking on the phone at 3 a.m. and it wasn’t Jake from State Farm

  • Bumpin Dakota

    Bumpin Dakota

    BUMPIN DAKOTA MINNESOTA WISCONSIN MICHIGAN Chicago Toronto OHIO Kansis City KANSAS OKLAHOMA Dallas Houston Louisiana GEORGIA FLORIDA MEXICO Google

    M’ikez 2/28/17

  • To California

    To California

    To: CALIFORNIA

    Dab.

  • My Anaconda

    My Anaconda

    My Anaconda

  • Blue Eyes Job Interview

    Blue Eyes Job Interview

    [Job interview]

    “What are ur strengths?”

    Me: I fall in love easily.

    “umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”

    Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

  • Nintendo Switch

    Nintendo Switch

    Nintendo switch $40

    I’m Interested

  • Imagine Asian

    I used to think I had a Japanese friend.

    But it was just my imagine Asian.

  • Children’s Zoo

    Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.

    Last night they escaped and came back home.