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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Alexei Worst Mechanic

    Alexei Worst Mechanic

    This is Alexei, he’s responsible for the destruction of 30 Russian tanks. Alexei is the worst mechanic in the Russian army

  • What Sound Does a Pig Make

    A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sound. “Who knows what sound a cow makes?” she asked.

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    Mary put her hand up and said “Moooo!”

    “Very good” replied the teacher, “what sound do sheep make?”

    “Maaaa” answered Johnny.

    She continued this for a while. Then she asked “What sound does a pig make?”

    All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose the shy little boy at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed “Up against the wall mutha-fucka!!”

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  • Blind Man Husband Home

    Blind Man Husband Home

    It’s my first time with a blind man!

    You’ll like it!

    Dear god! My husband is home! Hide under the bed!

    Honey! You’re home early!

  • Family Racist

    Family Racist

    SADLY LEARNED MY FAMILY WAS RACIST. I DATED A BLACK GIRL AND BROUGHT HER HOME TO MEET THE THEM.

    MY WIFE AND KIDS WOULDN’T EVEN TALK TO HER.

  • Race Who Comes First

    Race Who Comes First

    WHENEVER I HAVE SEX, IT’S A RACE TO SEE WHO COMES FIRST.

    ME OR THE POLICE.

  • Junkie Punching Bag

    Junkie Punching Bag

    You see a junkie. They see a daughter.

    You see a choice. They see a disease.

    You see hopeless. They see helpless.

    I see a 20 dollar blow job and a punching bag.

  • Shot 38 Times Suicide

    Shot 38 Times Suicide

    HEAR ABOUT THAT BLACK GUY WHO WAS SHOT 38 TIMES?

    WORST CASE OF SUICIDE WE’VE EVER SEEN

  • Elmo Sesame Street

    Elmo Sesame Street

    Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend’s head to wear as a hat. There’s no place for weakness on the Sesame Street.

  • Walter Summerford Lightning

    Walter Summerford Lightning

    A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightening 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

    Jesus Christ!

    FUCK THAT GUY

  • Lot Has Changed

    Lot Has Changed

    Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the niggas we blessed