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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Walter Summerford Lightning

    Walter Summerford Lightning

    A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightening 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

    Jesus Christ!

    FUCK THAT GUY

  • Lot Has Changed

    Lot Has Changed

    Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the niggas we blessed

  • Havent Stolen In A Week

    Havent Stolen In A Week

    when you haven’t stolen anything in a week

  • Jew In Oven

    Jew In Oven

    Carryout Orders:

    76 LINDSEY – Now – Ready

    78 MARTIN SCHMIDT – Now – Ready

    79 LYNN MURRAY – Now – Ready

    81 JEW – 4 minutes – In Oven

  • No Mother Robs Store

    No Mother Robs Store

    NO MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TO FEAR FOR HER SON’S LIFE EVERY TIME HE ROBS A STORE

    RESIST AND !!

  • Odyssey Named After

    Odyssey Named After

    odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.

    sailor: [raising hand] what’s an odyssey?

    odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.

    sailor: oh ok wait what.

  • The Third Old Lady Couldnt Reach

    Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
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    All of a sudden a strange man in a trench-coat walks in front of them and blatantly flashes them.

    The first old lady had a stroke.

    The second old lady also had a stroke.

    But the third old lady couldn’t reach.

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  • Our Prayers Have Been Answered

    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, l have a problem.

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    I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

    “What do they say?” the priest inquired.

    “They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”

    “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to worship.”

    “Thank you!” the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

    The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, “Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!”

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  • You Can Choose Any Prize From the Bottom Shelf

    A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

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    They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment where he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized bears on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf.

    The man is rather surprised that she would have a collection of teddy bears, especially a collection so extensive, but he decided not to mention it. He turned to her… they kissed… and then they ripped each other’s clothes off and made passionate love.

    After an intense night of passion, as were are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolled over and asked the stupid question that all men seem to ask at some point: “Well, how was it?”

    The woman says, “You can choose any prize from the bottom shelf.”

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  • My Boss Is Like a Fine Wine

    My boss is like a fine wine. All I want to do is drive a corkscrew into him but my co-workers keep saying, “Not yet, let’s wait for a special occasion.”