Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
When the hooker you just drowned still has another 10 minutes you paid for
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This is Alexei, he’s responsible for the destruction of 30 Russian tanks. Alexei is the worst mechanic in the Russian army
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sound. “Who knows what sound a cow makes?” she asked.
It’s my first time with a blind man!
You’ll like it!
Dear god! My husband is home! Hide under the bed!
Honey! You’re home early!
SADLY LEARNED MY FAMILY WAS RACIST. I DATED A BLACK GIRL AND BROUGHT HER HOME TO MEET THE THEM.
MY WIFE AND KIDS WOULDN’T EVEN TALK TO HER.
You see a junkie. They see a daughter.
You see a choice. They see a disease.
You see hopeless. They see helpless.
I see a 20 dollar blow job and a punching bag.
HEAR ABOUT THAT BLACK GUY WHO WAS SHOT 38 TIMES?
WORST CASE OF SUICIDE WE’VE EVER SEEN
Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend’s head to wear as a hat. There’s no place for weakness on the Sesame Street.
