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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.


TV: The CDC says to refrain from
handshakes
Jeffery Dahmer: *stops blender*
Aww


Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed”


when you lose your son to heroin but
you’re kinda glad your family no longer has
to eat cereal with a fork


If you have 7 chairs and 10
children, what do you do?
Get 3 more chairs
Kill 3 kids


Interviewer:what helped you survive the school shooting
Me:well it really helps if you are the shooter


I’ll never forget my grandfathers
last words:
“Stop shaking the ladder you little
cunt”