Sensitivity: Dark

Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • ’Twas the Night Before Christmas

    ’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring due to the carbon monoxide being given off by the defective space heater.

  • I’m Concerned About Syrian Refugees Being Sent to Alabama

    I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?

  • A Friend Request

    A Friend Request

    Not sure if I should accept or just leave him hanging

    Jeffrey Epstein sent you a friend request.

    5 mutual friends

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    LAST Christmas, I gave you my heart…

    But the very NECKS day, you gave it away!

  • Nice Things to Whisper

    Nice Things to Whisper

    Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

    you smell different when you’re awake

    please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)

    soon

    you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it

    your hair tastes like strawberries

    tonight….you.

    he knows, don’t go home.

    I always knew you would die in my arms

    every time I poop I think of you

    no one will ever believe you

    yesssssssssssss

    I killed mufasa

    I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear

    mother told me it would be like this

  • A Breathalyzer Test

    In Russia, a man is driving with his wife and small child when a policeman pulls him over on suspicion of being drunk. The breathalyzer shows he is drunk.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    The man insists it is broken and asks the policeman to test his wife. She also registers as drunk. Then he asks the policeman to test his child.

    When the child registers drunk as well, the policeman shrugs and sends them on their way.

    Out of earshot, the man tells his wife, “See, I told you it wouldn’t hurt to give the kid a couple of shots of vodka.”

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  • Joe Exotic and Elmo

    Joe Exotic and Elmo

    Straight men addicted to meth

    Joe Exotic

    Americans shocked that a tiger is only $2000

  • Carole’s Meat Grinder

    Carole’s Meat Grinder

    That bitch Carole's meat Grinder

    Joe's meat grinder

  • Godzilla Attacks the City

    Godzilla Attacks the City

    RUN! GODZILLA'S ATTACKING THE CITY!!!

    RELAX, HE’S ONLY KILLED 4000 PEOPLE. THE FLU KILLS OVER 25,000 EVERY YEAR!

  • Churches and Essential Services

    Churches and Essential Services

    So churches are not essential… but abortion clinics ARE essential. Got it.

    Yes because abortion is healthcare, glad I could clear that up for you Liz

    600,000 babies a year would disagree with you

    I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies