
As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.
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As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.


When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:


Trump: The less immigrants we let in, the better.
Pence: The fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.


When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism.


what if Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings are the locations of where he hid the bodies