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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Week Two of the Lockdown

    Week Two of the Lockdown

    As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.

  • At the Twin Towers

    At the Twin Towers

    When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:

  • Trump and Pence Discuss Immigration

    Trump and Pence Discuss Immigration

    Trump: The less immigrants we let in, the better.

    Pence: The fewer.

    Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.

  • At the Mall

    At the Mall

    When your son's name is Allah Akbar

    And you lose him at the mall

  • After the Baptism

    After the Baptism

    When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism.

  • Bob Ross’s Paintings

    Bob Ross’s Paintings

    what if Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings are the locations of where he hid the bodies

  • Lincoln and Kennedy

    Lincoln and Kennedy

    Truly open-minded
    Presidents of the USA

  • When You Haven’t Stolen Anything in a Week

    When You Haven’t Stolen Anything in a Week

    when you haven’t stolen anything in a week

  • Eventually

    Eventually

    EVENTUALLY

    BOTH WILL BE LAID BY A MEXICAN

  • Holding a Baby to Your Ear

    Holding a Baby to Your Ear

    if you hold a black baby
    to your ear, you can hear
    the police sirens