Jacob Manton
Dec 29, 2018 at 12:46 AM
Gender is like the twin towers
There used to be 2 and now it’s a sensitive subject
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Gender Is Like the Twin Towers
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.
Fair enough. Use an ashtray.
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I’m really conflicted about abortion
I’m really conflicted about abortion.
I mean, I’m all for killing babies, but do we really want to give women the right to choose?
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Volunteering at the Cancer Ward
Having recently lost my job, I have been volunteering my spare time up at the local child cancer ward and in doing so have become good friends with a young 10-year-old boy called Jimmy. I sit with him and hold his hand as he has his chemotherapy, take him to the movies when he is feeling well enough, and what little spare money I have, I spend on toys for him.
Today he asked me, “Will you still come to visit me when I leave the hospital?”
“Not a chance,” I replied. “I fucking hate cemeteries.”
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At the Top of the Cliff
A woman is at the top of a cliff working up the nerve to jump to her death when a smelly homeless person walks up and says, “Hey lady, if you are going to jump, why don’t we have sex first?”
She yells, “No! Get away from me!”
So the homeless guy says, “Fine! I’ll just wait at the bottom.”
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Say what you will of the Nazis
Say what you will of the Nazis, but they did manage to do a lot of scientific research without harming any animals.
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If only Africa had more mosquito nets
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
