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Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Butthole Watching Hot Sauce

    Butthole Watching Hot Sauce

    My butthole watching me pour hot sauce over everything

  • The Missionary Position

    The Missionary Position

    THE MISSIONARY POSITION

    MOTHER TERESA IN THEORY AND PRACTICE

    CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

    FOREWORD BY THOMAS MALLON

  • Tigers and Meth I’m In

    Tigers and Meth I’m In

    Joe: Wanna marry me?

    Me: Nah, im straight

    Joe: I got tigers and meth

    Me: You son of a bitch, I’m in!

  • Coffee Will Help

    Coffee Will Help

    When you’ve only slept for 2 hours and you think coffee will help.

  • No Thanks I’ll Just Have Water

    No Thanks I’ll Just Have Water

    No thanks, I’ll just have water

    Gatorade FIERCE GRAPE .50 20 oz Plastic

    Gat rade .50 FRUIT PUNCH

  • Apples Float Because They’re Witches

    Apples Float Because They’re Witches

    WHY DO APPLES FLOAT?

    People in 1750

    BECAUSE THEY’RE WITCHES!

  • What’s the Catch? There It Is

    What’s the Catch? There It Is

    YOU MATCHED WITH [redacted] ON 3/31/19

    You’re cute 🙂 but what’s the catch?

    Wow what a healthy attitude towards women

    There it is

  • Throwback to My First Race

    Throwback to My First Race

    THROWBACK TO MY FIRST RACE

    I WON !!

  • Spotify Hackers Threaten Nickelback List

    Spotify Hackers Threaten Nickelback List

    BFF @YrfBFF

    Damn you, hackers! Is nothing sacred!?

    Spotify Hackers Threaten to Reveal Full List of Users Who Listen to Nickelback

    By Jesse McLaren August 21, 2015

    New York, NY- The stock market remains in chaos as a hacker group makes yet another threat to reveal sensitive information from music streaming service Spotify’s databases. This comes one week after the outing of a Florida Congressman as a subscriber to various Creed playlists

    PHOTO: Nickelback posing in truckstop bathroom.

  • Madison’s Lab Partner

    Madison’s Lab Partner

    you thought you were having a bad day, at least you’re not Madison’s lab partner…yikesssssss

    Today in my bio lab we were doing check swabs and like checking them out under the microscope.. and cheek cells all look like fried eggs. & this girl was like ummm my don’t look anything like that and so the prof walked over and looked at hers and she goes well that’s because these aren’t cheek cells they’re sperm cells