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Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress

    Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress

    SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS

    ASSES

    …AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.

  • Bout to Eat This Ice Cream With No Spoon

    Bout to Eat This Ice Cream With No Spoon

    bout to eat this ice cream with no spoon

  • 60 Minutes Massage Includes Head –

    60 Minutes Massage Includes Head –

    massage

    60 minutes massage includes head,

  • Good News and Bad News

    Hey. Good news and bad news.

    The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.

    The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.

  • Every Fisherman’s Dream

    Every Fisherman’s Dream

    EVERY FISHERMAN’S DREAM.

    A GIRL THAT EVEN SMILES AT SMALL ONES.

  • I Hate Niggas and Women

    I Hate Niggas and Women

    WHITE LIVES MATTER

    BLACK LIVES MATTER

    I HATE NIGGAS AND WOMEN

  • The Passive Aggression of the Christ

    The Passive Aggression of the Christ

    The Passive Aggression of the Christ

    NO, IT’S FINE, I’LL CARRY IT…

  • My First Time With a Condom

    I recall my first time with a condom. I was 19 or so.

    I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

    She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

    I honestly answered, “No, this is my first time.”

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused, so she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.

    It was empty. “Just a minute,” she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

    Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?” she asked.

    Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head.

    She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

    “Well, come on,” she said. “We don’t have much time.”

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW — I was done within a few minutes.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown.

    “Did you put that condom on?” she asked.

    I said, “I sure did,” and held up my thumb to show her!

  • Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets

    Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets

    Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets

  • Sheet Music

    Sheet Music

    Farting in bed

    Sheet music