Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
Marriage not as good as ‘Predator’, say men
MARRYING a woman who shares your hopes and dreams is still nowhere near as good as Predator, according to a new survey.
A poll of husbands for Bride magazine found that 80% rated the Schwarzenegger epic had higher levels of excitement and intellectual stimulation than a lifetime commitment to some woman.
When you haven’t caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.
Two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first boy leans over and asks, “What are you in for?”
“I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m nervous,” the second boy says.
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about! I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and Jell-O. It’s a breeze!”
“Well, what are you here for?” the second kid asks.
“A circumcision,” the first kid replies woefully.
The second kid says, “Wow! I had that done when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year!”
TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING.
PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER.
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
If having one glass of wine makes you happy, imagine having seven. Stop limiting yourself.
Danny Glover was just 41 when he decided he was getting too old for this shit. Let that sink in.
