Sensitivity: PG-13

Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Lords Spaghetti

    Lords Spaghetti

    My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy

    last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti

  • Potato Peeler Thing

    Potato Peeler Thing

    Have you seen that potato peeler thing?

    She left you two days ago.

  • Dog Sniffing Girl

    Dog Sniffing Girl

    when you run into the dog thats been sniffing up yo girl ass

  • Queen Another One

    Queen Another One

    Someone: bites the dust

    Queen: There is another

  • Turkey Sandwich Chill

    Turkey Sandwich Chill

    This turkey sandwich better chill tf out

  • Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Why tf are men gay? Girls have buttholes too

    BREAKING NEWS

    GAY RATE DROPS TO 0%

  • Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun

    #BoysWillBeBoys

  • Butt Finger Blast

    Butt Finger Blast

    I think…I think I’ll just pass on ice cream today

    BUBBLE GUM

    BUTT.FINGER BLAST

  • Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet seat scale shows you how much weight is lost after taking a dump

    INVEST

  • Grilling Steak Mom

    Grilling Steak Mom

    YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM

    ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.