Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.
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Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Never Driven a Bus Before
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
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I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with
I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with.
He fell asleep.
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Comic books missing the last page
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still…has the right to remain silent.
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The Only Food That Can Make You Cry
My cousin was going on and on about how an onion is the only food that can make you cry without eating it. So I hit him in the face with a coconut.
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When my manager said I can be really irritating
Turns out when my manager said that “You can be really irritating at work sometimes” that wasn’t them giving me permission…..
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I asked a friend about potassium-rich fruit
I asked a friend, “Did you know that there’s a fruit that gives you your entire potassium requirement for the day?”
He said: “Yeah, that’s bananas.”
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Date Who Drills Holes
My date told me she spends all her free time drilling holes.
I said, “Well… that’s boring.”
