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  • The Boy Who Didnt Know How to Pray

    At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer. “But I don’t know how to pray,” he replied.

    “Just pray for your family members, friends, neighbors, the poor, etc.” “Okay,” stuttered the boy.

    “Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.

    Forgive our neighbor’s son who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.

    This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s iPhone…

    And provide shelter for the homeless men who visit Mom’s room when Daddy is at work. Amen.”

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  • Two No Shows But I Had Fun

    I had my first threesome tonight.

    There were two no shows but I had fun.

  • A Free and Independent Nation

    An American man gets married to a British woman…

    Before the big night, his father tells him:

    “Tonight, I want you to carry your wife in your arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.

    Then I want you to throw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.

    And finally I want you to take off your clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”

    After the big night, the father asks his son, “So how was it?”

    Son: “Well, I carried her in my arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.”

    Father: “Good!”

    Son: “Then I threw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.”

    Father: “Yeah!”

    Son: “And then I took off my clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”

    Father: “Very good! And then what did you do?”

    Son: “I jacked off in front of her.”

    Father: “What? Why would you do that for?”

    Son: “To show her that the US is a free and independent nation!”

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  • What’s Your Husband’s Number

    My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche…

    Astonished, my wife asked her, “How could you afford this?!”

    “You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous,” she replied.

    Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.”

    “Me too,” I replied, turning to my sister-in-law. “What’s your husband’s number?”

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  • Nice Legs

    A man walked into a bar one day and saw an obese lady dancing on the table.

    He walked over to her and said, “Those are some nice legs.”

    She said to him, “You think so?”

    He said, “Yes, because most table legs would have collapsed by now.”

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  • Dear Lord Look Away For 2 Minutes

    Dear Lord Look Away For 2 Minutes

  • Gay Dudes Im A Squirter

    Gay Dudes Im A Squirter

  • Only White Men Can Handle This Race Chain

    Only White Men Can Handle This Race Chain

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    Havent Stolen Anything In A Week

  • OnlyFans Ban Your Momma Got A Job

    OnlyFans Ban Your Momma Got A Job