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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Pirates, Prison, and a Booty Call!
In 2010, a group of pirates buried their treasure and, earlier this year, tried to recover it. They tried everything—bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar—but they couldn’t find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
“Captain, we should break R. Kelly out of prison.”
The captain said, “This is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, but go ahead. Why?”
“Captain, if anybody can find 15-year-old booty, it’s this guy!”
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Big steps
There was a safety meeting at work today…
They asked me, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?”“Big fucking steps.”
Evidently, that was NOT the answer.
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Honey, I’m Home: The Ultimate Mood Killer!
What’s the three scariest words to hear while having sex?
“Honey, I’m home!”
