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What’s Your Husband’s Number

My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche…

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Astonished, my wife asked her, “How could you afford this?!”

“You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous,” she replied.

Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.”

“Me too,” I replied, turning to my sister-in-law. “What’s your husband’s number?”

A man walked into a bar one day and saw an obese lady dancing on the table.

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He walked over to her and said, “Those are some nice legs.”

She said to him, “You think so?”

He said, “Yes, because most table legs would have collapsed by now.”

Sassy Little Jenny tilts her head and asks, “Mom, what’s that?” as she points at her silver vibrator.

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Mom sighs and says, “It’s a toy for grown-ups.”

Jenny smirks and goes, “So why do you hide it every time Dad comes home?”