Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
angry raccoon
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
MOTHERFUCKER……..UGGGGH!!!!
hmm.. lovely weather today
pft
tell me something I don’t know
your Grandma’s ass can take my whole fist..
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.
They’re stuck up cunts.
How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
Carrots are good for your memory.
Get one shoved in your ass and you won’t forget it.
Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt
3 hours later:
Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!
I’LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER….
WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Me: wanna fuck? 👀
Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment
Me: Alakazam let me slam
