FUCK OFF JESUS
GET YOUR OWN HEROIN
Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Happy women’s day. Send nudes.
3/8/17, 10:50 AM

Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white

When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise

YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.