I just know there’s some guy at Google’s safe search department whose job it is to develop software that recognizes, tags and isolates images of nipples. FML.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Number One
Last night, my girlfriend told me that I’m her “number one.” That’s just great: Not only does she see another man, but I’m more numb than he is.
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Had to Pop the Trunk
I won a balloon elephant at the fair and it wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.
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Seagulls or Bagels? A Silly Dilemma!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
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An adult silverback gorilla can weigh 180kg but they have
An adult silverback gorilla can weigh 180kg but they have teensy, tiny little dicks. If you meet one, don’t bring it up.
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that end in loud, intense orgasms — all while wearing my granny
that end in loud, intense orgasms — all while wearing my granny panties.
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What can I say, I’m good in bed. And I have the collection of
What can I say, I’m good in bed. And I have the collection of melted vibrators to prove it.
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Rash Decisions: A Lesson from Allergies
I woke up to an allergic reaction spreading all over my body.
My instinct was to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized that one should never make rash decisions!
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We don’t want any kids
My wife and I have decided we don’t want any kids.
We’re going to tell them in the morning.
