Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

True love knows no bounds. But it *does* know how to tie you to

True love knows no bounds. But it *does* know how to tie you to the bed and fuck your lights out.
The concierge looked at me funny when I asked to get extra

The concierge looked at me funny when I asked to get extra coffee and lotion delivered to my room, but, hey, I may be on vacation, but my penis isn’t!
I really don’t like being labeled as either liberal or

I really don’t like being labeled as either liberal or conservative. I just want to be labeled as huge-titted.
I get it, it’s not “birds of a feather fuck together.” But I’m

I get it, it’s not “birds of a feather fuck together.” But I’m still not canceling the bird orgy.
I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not

I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not my mind that I want blown.
I love skiing. Time in the mountains, fresh snow everywhere, and

I love skiing. Time in the mountains, fresh snow everywhere, and rock hard nipples on every hot woman within sight.
I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair

I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair turns into a Slip-‘n’-Slide after reading a good HumorLabs issue.
I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I

I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I should probably be able to tell the difference between fucking and acupuncture.
I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband,

I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband, then lift my leg and pee on him.
I’m not saying my girlfriend’s vibrator isn’t loud; I’m just

I’m not saying my girlfriend’s vibrator isn’t loud; I’m just saying her neighbor should know that helicopters can’t land on the roof because there’s no room up there.