I dont know whats worse the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Question About Anal Beads
Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?
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A Coffee Order
“Some people call me the space cowboy”
*leans in*
“Some people call me the gangster of love”
BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup
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The First French Fry
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE?
WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN?
IN GREECE
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The Old Blink-182
I MISS THE OLD BLINK-182
I’m Joe.
The hell you’re Joe. I’m Joe.
either way, you and I end up deeply in love and raising cats
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A Scientist’s Invention
Scientist: …my invention can create matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid, and solid.
My asshole:
You know, I’m something of a scientist myself
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A Question About Firsthand
Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
Editor: "Either one is fine."
Students get first hand job experience
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Men Who Think Ahead
Her: I really like men that think ahead.
Me: I already drank a liter of pineapple juice.
Her: What?
Me: What?
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A Radio for Sale
Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can’t turn that down".
