This turkey sandwich better chill tf out
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine
My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun
#BoysWillBeBoys
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Grilling Steak Mom
YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM
ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.
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Sperm Bank Towel
The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……
…and you have a towel worth $1800 at home
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Britain Colonised The Universe
When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe
*Laughs in British*
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Clitty Bruiser Deluxe
DIFSEL
CLITTY-BRUISER DELUXE 5000-D 10 H.P. MODEL
“It’s nothing numb nuts… go back to sleep”
