Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Small Pinch

    Small Pinch

    DOCTOR: ur gonna feel a small pinch

    ME: ouch

    DOCTOR: alright I’m done pinching u, tell me why ur here

  • Professional Hide-and-Seek Tournament

    I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

  • Three Tons of Hair Stolen from Wig Factory

    Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.

    Police are combing the area.

  • Incomplete Download

    I think my porn was not completely downloaded

  • The Country Boy’s Three-Leg Riddle

    A cocky lawyer tells a country boy, “If you can’t answer my question, you owe me $5. If I can’t answer yours, I owe you $5,000.”

    The boy asks: “What has three legs going up a hill, but five legs coming down?”

    The lawyer searches the internet for an hour, gives up, and hands the boy $5,000.

    “Alright,” the lawyer snaps, “so what is it?”

    The boy silently hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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  • Amazon Driver Work From Home

    My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.

  • One for the Road

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

    He says to the bartender, “Two beers please. One for me, and one for the road.”

  • No Words to Describe How Angry I Am

    I recently ordered a thesaurus online and when it arrived it was blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am.

  • The Wurst Is Yet to Come

    I ordered some German food from DoorDash. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.

  • Good Buoy

    I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

    He’s a very good buoy.