Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
What To Do With Your Opinion
1. Unwrap your opinion.
2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).
3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.
I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.
wonder if they did friendship anal also
Friendship kiss between Russian and US soldier during WW2
John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They’ll know.
priests gone wild
‘Top’ church official says gay sex within the Vatican has ‘never been worse’
I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
ROSES ARE FOR VASES
LOTION’S FOR THE SKIN
YOU WILL BE MY VALENTINE
OR GET THE HOSE AGAIN.
