My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”
“You’re much bigger than that.”
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”
“You’re much bigger than that.”
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
One looks up your family tree. The other looks up your family bush.
Why are gay dating sites so popular?
Because one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
I was recently invited to a 3-way.
There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.
It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.
Since then I’ve come a long way.
Someone told me my clothes were gay.
I said, “Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.”
My wife and I went to Subway for lunch. She ordered us a footlong to split. I told her 6″ wasn’t enough.
She replied, “You’ll get used to it!”
Old lady says to her husband, “My nipples are as hot today as they were 50 years ago.”
Her husband says, “They ought to be. One is in coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.”
I convinced my wife to do a sexy role play with me where we pretend to be financial corporations.
She’s Intuit.