Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • You’re Much Bigger Than That

    My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

    “You’re much bigger than that.”

  • Genealogist vs Gynecologist

    What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

    One looks up your family tree. The other looks up your family bush.

  • One Man’s Junk Is Another Man’s Treasure

    Why are gay dating sites so popular?

    Because one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

  • A Couple of No Shows

    I was recently invited to a 3-way.

    There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.

  • Ready To Settle Down

    Ready To Settle Down

    Her: I’m ready to settle down

    Also her:

    [photo of a giant sinkhole]

  • I’ve Come a Long Way

    It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.

    Since then I’ve come a long way.

  • Came Out of the Closet This Morning

    Someone told me my clothes were gay.

    I said, “Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.”

  • You’ll Get Used to It

    My wife and I went to Subway for lunch. She ordered us a footlong to split. I told her 6″ wasn’t enough.

    She replied, “You’ll get used to it!”

  • As Hot Today as 50 Years Ago

    Old lady says to her husband, “My nipples are as hot today as they were 50 years ago.”

    Her husband says, “They ought to be. One is in coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.”

  • She’s Intuit

    I convinced my wife to do a sexy role play with me where we pretend to be financial corporations.

    She’s Intuit.