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Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
— Pythagoras
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Tent Poles Are Not for Pole Dancing
TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING.
PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER.
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Geometry Fetishes
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
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Sound Advice
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
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Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?
Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
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Rule 1: Never Publicly Share Sensitive Data
Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive data over the internet.
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Women Made What??
mrohio32: Men made plane. Men made car. Men made ship. Women made what?? 🤨🤨
fathernathan: You, unfortunately
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Pot holes should be more fun
If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.
